Thursday, February 07, 2013

This is Hilarious, Please Read this!

I read this somewhere and thought i'd share with y'all, enjoy!

1. And the day came, Even the day of the Lord, this Sunday.
2. That d adversary of Nigeria, these Ivorians Came threatening
3. And Stephen, the son of Keshi,The commander of Nigeria Army Entreated the praying
   Nigerians to pray
4. And in churches and mosques, On mountains and in camps. Prayers were offered
5. And behold on the battle ground,The army, these super eagles fought,Forcing the Ivorians to retreat
    Even by the sharp boot of Emenike,The Nigerian tomentator
6. But their champion, this Goliath called Drogba, A Nigerian exile known before as Adediji
    Adurogba Came flanked by his generals




 7. Even world famous generals-Toure, Eboue, Kalou, Gervinho,..Taking the battle to the Nigerians
   Drogba, Inspiring his protégé Even the unknown Tiote,To level score with Nigeria
8. But the Spirit of the Lord stirred one son of Mba, Even d one called Sunday, The least in the
    Nigerian camp
9. And thus he said to the commander, Who is this uncircumcized Ivorian, That he should defy the
    armies of the giant of Africa?
10. And he was told to sit down That even Mikel, Victor, Yobo, …..
     These warriors that have done battle, Even in far countries cannot dare this Goliath, Drogba,
11. And he said to the commander for this purpose was I named Sunday, to do battle on the day of
      the Lord,
12. And the commander, Keshi urged him go
13. And Sunday arose and caused harvoc, In the camp of the Ivorians
14. And the armies of Ivory Coast, These adversaries of Nigerian Were utterly destroyed.

*Lol*

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